I'll be the first to tell you, I'm an Ed Harris whore. After The Abyss, that dude has to work pretty hard to disappoint me. But the great casting for this flick goes on, and on, and on. Viggo Mortensen. Lance Henrickson. That one dude from Cliffhanger. Then theres the ever hideous Rene Zellwegger, who looks more and more like Carrottop everyday, but lets just ignore her and her dumb character. I'll also be the first to tell you the genre of western film isn't really my bag either. I hate the cliche stuff, so westerns are difficult for me to stomach unless they are unique or twist 'cowboys and indians' on its side. This film does that. I was quite surprised to hear them cracking jokes, and doing seriously non-cowboy things like reading and trying to improve their vocabulary . They shot some stuff too. The story is pretty servicable, even if it seems to meander around and get lost in the third act, but who cares. The real story here is the interactions between the...
I can't stand when a movie is so pathetic it makes me ashamed for liking the books.
ReplyDeleteStill, I am a hardcore nonresistant/noncombatant/etc/etc so I refuse to punch you in the face.
How soon you forget; golf is life, my friend, it holds all the answers. To wit:
ReplyDeleteStep 1: Seize you driver firmly.
Step 2: Position your feet carefully.
Step 3: Smash the crap out of your TV.
See? All better.
Oh and lock the door, John's already on his way.
I happen to like the book and the movie. I, of course, am a hopeless romantic and the more times I watch it, the more I like it. I promise to never ask you to watch it with me if you promise never to ask me to watch Tom Cruise with you, ever.
ReplyDeleteThe second half was better than the first half, but it was still pretty painful. ;) Okay okay, no Tommy Cruise. lol!
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